I should’ve done this instead of doing the review but oh well! Now you get both! As usual, local players please stay away. This list spoils all of the One Page Dungeons from 2016.
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PS. If you contributed to OPD 2016. Look away, lest ye own heart be broken! This is just the taste of one DM, what do I know?
Blind fish (reroll if no water nearby)
1d4+1 lava worm eggs, wiggle occasionally, look like burning coals, pressure to get hot and cause 2d6 dmg
Fungus glows on sound
Intelligent mold: you become anti-self for 1d8 hours and you want to spread the mold
Indistinct murmuring, copper smell
Dry fountain with pithy inscription and coins [DM prep]. Leave more coins? Blessed next fight. Take coins? Take damage.
Weird time-themed statue, only opens on [specific dates and times], clues are available. DM determine dates while prepping
Ceiling magically looks like how the sky looked at dawn today, minus the clouds, and it’s bright in the room
Three inhuman skulls speak riddles in weird language
Pixie corpses in jars
Dragon’s eye in tripod, stare follows you around
Potted vicious-looking plants, can uproot themselves at night and pull pranks
A dead, chained up skeleton, touch it and it blasts you for 20 damage (dex save for half). It can’t be killed.
Abandoned explorers backpack, weathered, items usable + ring (magical? 7/12).
Gigantic glass dome, small low opening, weird flowers (and animals? 5/12)
Gold panning operation, hastily abandoned long ago, gold is left, roll
Overgrown remains of trade caravan, decide contents while prepping